A strawberry is neither a straw nor a berry. book available: amazon – great bookbarnes & noble – great book again website
curiosity
Has Mike Tyson moved to Bolivia? Did he mean he might move to Bolivia when he said "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian?" I should Google
11 years
Today, 11 years have passed since my accident. A typical segment of today's conversations: me: "You know, 11 years have passed since my accident..."
That’s just how she does.
Check out how my mom lays out the hand towel in her bathroom. I know: she's weird. Okay... Not that any of you think she seriously does this, but
avoid complaining.
Complaining is MAD annoying.
essential double negative
No matter how much I analyze my behavior, I can never justify not being a hard worker. book available: amazon – great bookbarnes &
zero contribution
I was just thinking: between Napster, LimeWire, and iTunes gift cards, I do not think I have spent any money on music since 1999. My computer, phone,
cuz
Why do I make jokes? Why do I like to laugh? Why do I tell pointless stories? Why am I friendly? Why do I play tricks on people? Just
the good ol’ pw
If you have never seen my mom power wash before, you are missing out. It is really a joy to witness her perform this home-maintenance task. Watching