So, I am at the grocery store the other day. Some guy in my aisle makes a loud fart sound, but there is no smell at all. This guy “farts” another time: again no smell. My curiosity at this no-smell phenomenon is unusually high. So thinking I might be too far to detect a scent, I move closer. He lets another one rip: still no smell. But I do notice the “fart” sound escaping his head.
I go, “What is going on man?! Your farts don’t smell, and they seem to be coming from your head!”
He responds, “Oh, I’m just brain farting. I do it all the time. I’ve been having trouble keeping them silent lately.”
- true story
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