I intentionally schedule my dental appointments at 2:30. If that works for the dentist on a day when I have another obligation, I cancel the
mobile inanimate objects
One of the worst feelings is noticing one sock in your drawer sitting alone without a partner. Where did the other sock go?! Did it just move to a
i miss him to this day.
When I was young, I had a pet rock. Pet rocks are really awesome; especially for keeping little lonely guys company. I loved him so much. We would
fluffin!
Many say that a cat cannot recognize his or her name. This is not true of my cat. She recognizes her name very well. One just has to go very close
energy brain
My cat perished last night. Her head exploded. It was a real mess. Buy my
oddly audible
So, I am at the grocery store the other day. Some guy in my aisle makes a loud fart sound, but there is no smell at all. This guy "farts" another
Musk Envy
I might think my life is going well, I might feel present in my current situation, and then I Google Elon Musk's net-worth. I then instantly feel
grandma’s whip
You can barely see a face, buried behind those shades. But she don't give a damn, 'cuz her corneas are safe. Prescription insoles, feelin' the